people who have the same name as me are competition
*sexts at the Thanksgiving dinner table*
Billboard demonstrating gender stereotypes as most people automatically assume that Alex is the boy.
10/10 would bang.
10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning
really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills